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Do You Remember That Kid That Had Sex With His High School Teacher? I Was Reading Online That He Died Today. He Died From Hi-fiveing.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?