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You Don't Become A Republican Until You Lose All Your Baby Teeth And Fall Down A Lot And Get The Croup And Then Become Angry And Bitter.

In Some Places It's Actually Very Ok To Be Homophobic.

My Parents Never Really Had That Much Money, So I Kind Of Live In The Same World That They Do.

Some People Are That - More Than A Parent, More Than A Role Model, More Than Anything Less Than A Religion.

It's Okay For You To Have Relationships, But It's Not Okay To Talk About Them. It's Not Okay To Be Out Or To Be Public About It. It's Not Okay To Be Photographed With Your Partner.