I Just Have So Many Scripts To

It Is Weird. People Will Say, "oh My God, I Love You." And I'll Say, "oh, That's So Sweet. Thank You." And The People Who Are Walking Around With Me For The First Time Will Say, "i Don't Understand What Happened. Somebody Just Told You They Love You. I Don't Even Understand What That Means."

Manipulating People Is What's So Fun About Poker. I Love That You Can Just Look Into Someone's Eyes And Lie - And It's Perfectly Acceptable.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

At My First Tournament, About Four Years Ago, I Got Four Twos. Now I Have A Poker Problem. I Do Win Every So Often, So That's What Keeps Me Going.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.