I Just Hand Shoes On The Wall.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

You're Only Popular With Anorexia.

There Are Quite A Few Very Funny People In My Life. You Know Those People Who Don't Mean To Be Funny, They Just Come Out With These Zingers That Just Make You Howl With Laughter. Usually You Find These People In The Road Crew. A Good Crew Is A Key To A Healthy Funny Bone.

Sometimes Those Demons Are Frightening And Sometimes They're Beautiful.

These Precious Things, Let Them Bleed.