I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding

Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

I've Always Been Noted For Being Original And Doing Different Thing. So For Me To Hop On The Train That's Going On Would Be - Shoot, If I Wanted To Hop On The Train, I Might As Well Have Hopped On Gangsta Rap Back When It Was Popular And Tried To Do That.

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.

If No-one Comes From The Future To Stop Doing It, Then How Bad Of A Decision Can It Really Be?