I Just Feel My Best When I'm

It Just Wasn't The Fairy Tale I Had Hoped For.

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

I've Learned To Not Care. There Are Always Going To Be Ridiculous Rumours.

I Think If I'm 40, And I Don't Have Any Kids, And I'm Not Married, I Would Have A Baby Artificially Inseminated. I Would Feel Like Mary, Like Jesus Is My Baby.

I Love The Sun But Don't Have The Time To Get A Good Tan And Keep It Year-round, So I Am A Huge Fan Of Tanning Products.