I Just Didn't Believe I Was Like

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

A Lot Of People Think Major League’s Called Wild Thing. As They Should.

You Can Put People's Feet To The Fire A Bit Just By Reminding Them That We're Constantly Creating Our Own History.

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.

The Best Way To Not Get Your Heart Broken, Is Pretending You Don't Have One.