I Judge My Life By How Miserable

When Will I Learn? The Answers To Life's Problems Aren't At The Bottom Of A Bottle. They're On Tv!

The Really Great Thing About Having Two Tv Shows Going On At The Same Time Is That I Can Go To One And Say That I Have To Go And Visit The Other And Then I Can Just Go Home And They Don't Know.

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

One Of The Great Things About The Internet Is That You Can Read What Everybody Has To Say About Everything. It Is Fascinating To Me, The Critiques About Humor By People Who Have No Sense Of Humor.

I Went Through A Phase Where People Would Introduce Me At Parties As A Cartoonist, And Everybody Felt Sorry For Me. 'oh, Matt's A Cartoonist.' Then People Further Feeling Sorry For Me Would Ask Me To Draw Garfield. Because I'm A Cartoonist, Draw Snoopy Or Garfield Or Something.