I Hope You're Getting This Down.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Didn't Know He Was Dead; I Thought He Was British.

Since I Was A Kid, I Could Make Up Stories, I Could Make Up Funny Jokes And I Could Always Do It. When I'm Walking Down The Street Or Having Dinner, Ideas Will Hit Me, And I Write Them Down On Matchbooks Or Napkins And Throw Them In The Draw.

I Don't Want To Be Immortal Through My Works. I Want To Be Immortal By Not Dying.

I Think Universal Harmony Is A Pipedream And It May Be More Productive To Focus On More Modest Goals, Like A Ban On Yodeling.