I Hope That Death Contains Less Than

What's Wrong With Assholes, Baby?

When I'm Drinking Around People, I Tend To Get Silly Or Pugnacious Or Wild, Which Can Cause Problems.

Drinking Is Another Way Of Thinking, Another Way Of Living. It Gives You Two Lives Instead Of One.

No Matter How Little A Man Has He Will Find That He Will Always Settle For Less.

I Remember Awakening One Morning And Finding Everything Smeared With The Color Of Forgotten Love.