I Hope Everybody Could Get Rich And

I Do Whatever [comedies] I'm Attracted To. It's Like The Woman Who Stands Out In The Crowd, Who For Some Reason You Notice, That's The One You're Supposed To Dance With At That Time In Your Life. That's Just What It Is With Scripts... They Find You When You're Emotionally In The Right Place To Do Them.

Dry Land Is Not A Myth. I've Seen It. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I Don't Know What The Big Fuss Is About. I Saw That Movie Nine Times. It Rules!

I'm Not A Bible Thumper, I'm Not Any Of That Stuff, But I Do Believe That The Force Is With Us.

My Father Could Have Been A Great Comedian, But He Didn't Believe That That Was Possible For Him, And So He Made A Conservative Choice. Instead, He Got A Safe Job As An Accountant. When I Was 12 Years Old, He Was Let Go From That Safe Job, And Our Family Had To Do Whatever We Could To Survive. I Learned Many Great Lessons From My Father, Not The Least Of Which Was That You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

People Need Motivation To Do Anything. I Don't Think Human Beings Learn Anything Without Desperation.