I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day.

I Love Making Observations. That One Is A Classic Example.

With Late Night Show I Can Begin The Search For The Real Stephen Colbert.i Just Hope I Don't Find Him On Ashley Madison.

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

We Are Divided Between Those Who Think With Their Heads And Those Who Know With Their Heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If You Think About Harriet Miers, Of Course Her Nomination Is Absurd. But The President Didn't Say He Thought About His Selection. He Said This: "i Know Her Heart." Notice How He Said Nothing About Her Brain? He Didn't Have To. He Feels The Truth About Harriet Miers.

If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone Else Is Miserable.