I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

The Lead Singer Of Creed Says He Won’t Endorse President Obama. Well That Settles It -- Obama Will Not Win The 1998 Presidential Election.

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