I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day.

Al Gore Has A Hit Movie Called 'an Inconvenient Truth.' I Have An Inconvenient Truth For Him: You're Still Not The President. ... This Past Weekend, Al Gore's Movie, 'an Inconvenient Truth,' Earned More Per Screen Than Any Film In The Country. ... I Dare Say Gore's Movie Is The Highest Grossing Powerpoint Presentation In History. ... Global Warming: Can We Live With It? ... It Is Time We Did Something, Namely Resign Ourselves To Doing Nothing [on Screen: Follow Congress' Lead]. ... For Instance, When Sea Levels Rise, We'll Just Build Levees [on Screen: Worked For New Orleans]

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.

Protect Yourself From Muslim Vampires By Making Your Neck Non-halal.

President Bush, Have A Hot Dog With Me.

One Day,i Might Be Able To Tell My Grandkids I Interviewed The Last President Of The United States.