I Haven't Yelled At Anybody Today. It's

I Think It Was Much Better When You Got On Your Horse And Rode Two Miles To Talk To Your Neighbor.

People Are Like Nations-if You Help Them A Lot, They Hate You.

Don't Waste My Time- I'm Not Stupid, And I'm Not Gullible.

Nobody Leaves A House Where There Is Peace, Joy And Good Sex.

Guys Behave Like They're Naive, But They're Not Stupid. They Know What's Going On.