I Haven't Laughed So Much Over Anything

Listen, Dundy, It's Been A Long Time Since I Burst Into Tears Because A Policeman Didn't Like Me.

My Way Of Learning Is To Heave A Wild And Unpredictable Monkey-wrench Into The Machinery.

It's Sometimes Better To Pretend I Don't Hear The Sound Of Somebody In The Nearby Woods With A Shotgun.

You Don't Pay A Prostitute For Sex, You Pay Her To Leave Afterwards.

Listen, Darling, Tomorrow I'll Buy You A Whole Lot Of Detective Stories, But Don't Worry Your Pretty Little Head Over Mysteries Tonight.