I Haven't Got The Slightest Idea How

Because I've Always Been A Fairly Nervous Person.

Sometimes People Say, Do You Want A Drink? And I Say, Oh, I'd Like To, But I'm A Tragic Alcoholic. I Always Say Tragic. I'm A Tragic Alcoholic.

To Say That A Humorist Exaggerates To Get Big Laughs, I Don't See How That's Big News.

Now I Don't Drink, And I Get Up In The Morning And I Write In My Diary, And I Can Write In My Diary For Hours If I Feel Like It. And I'm Still Sober So I Can Write The Stories That I'm Working On, And I Can Sit At The Desk As Long As I Need To. So That Changed A Lot, I Think.

Weird Doors Open. People Fall Into Things.