I Haven't Frequented A Nail Salon In

When My Dad Needed A Shirt Ironed, He Would Yell Downstairs To My Mother, Who Would Drop Everything And Iron His Shirt.

I'm Not At A Point In My Life When I'm Analyzing Too Much.

I Get To Play A Lot Of Hysterics.

I'm Usually Called Upon To Play The Dreary Suicidal Girl.

I'm Way Too Disorganized.