I Have Very Smart Parents. I Feel

Why Is It So Weird That Somebody Didn't Recognize Me?... The Fact Is That Whenever I Meet Somebody, I Say, 'nice To Meet You. I'm Julia.'

I, Uh...i Have A Television, So I'm Going To Spend Some Time Here To Tell You Some Things. [to Orchestra Conductor:] And, And...and Sir, You're Doing A Great Job, But You're So Quick With That Stick, So Why Don't You Sit. 'cause I May Never Be Here Again.'

An Oscar Is A Total Honor. It's Thrilling, And On The One Hand, It Means A Lot Of Things, And On The Other Hand, It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. It's A Moment In Time.

The Man's [bush] Embarrassing. He's Not My President And He Never Will Be Either.

How Lucky We Are That We Love Each Other So Much That We Burst Into Three Pieces.