I Have To Think Hard To Name

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.

When I Played Drunks I Had To Remain Sober Because I Didn't Know How To Play Them When I Was Drunk.

Little Islands Are All Large Prisons: One Cannot Look At The Sea Without Wishing For The Wings Of A Swallow.

One Of The Gladdest Moments Of Human Life, Methinks, Is The Departure Upon A Distant Journey Into Unknown Lands. Shaking Off With One Mighty Effort The Fetters Of Habit, The Leaden Weight Of Routine, The Cloak Of Many Cares And The Slavery Of Home, Man Feels Once More Happy.