I Have To Say, This Sounds Like

I Really Can't Complain About Actresses Who Get Paid To Be Dumb. Most Of Us Can't Get Paid To Be Smart.

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

No, They Can't. They Can't Be Luke Skywalker.

I'm Content To Stand On Tradition. I'm Even More Content To Wipe My Feet On It.

The Good Thing About Being Dr. Frankenstein Is That You Can Always Make New Friends.