I Have To Get Way More Vocal

Straight Men Need To Be Emasculated.... Every Straight Guy Should Have A Man's Tongue In His Mouth At Least Once.

My Heart Goes Out To The Families Of Innocent Children Who Were Killed Today In Pakistan!! I Do Not Accept A World Where Kids Are Killed For Wanting An Education! This Violence And Ignorance Has To Stop!!!! It Starts With All Of Us Treating All Human Beings With Dignity And Respect!!

A Fire Lit Under My Ass? Yeah, That's True. No Time To Waste.

Prince Charles Is Very Relaxed At The Table, Throwing His Salad Around Willy-nilly. I Didn't Find Him Stiff At All.

I Was Sacked From Dunkin' Donuts For Squirting The Donuts Jelly All Over The Customers.