I Have The Worst Ear For Criticism,

Be Daring, Be Different, Be Impractical, Be Anything That Will Assert Integrity Of Purpose And Imaginative Vision Against The Play-it-safers, The Creatures Of The Commonplace, The Slaves Of The Ordinary.

[he Stared Into The Camera] Like Some Sort Of An Animal Gazing From Across The Back Of Its Sty. (on Winston Churchill)

Love Is Someone You Can Be Silly With

After Twenty Annual Visits, I Am Still Surprised Each Time I Return To See This Giant Asparagus Bed Of Alabaster And Rose And Green Skyscrapers.

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.