I Have The Show Because I'm Insecure.

I'm Now Unemployed. It's A Weird Feeling With No Work, But At Least There's Still Golf. Standup Comedy Is Like My Core, It's What I Do. But I Want To Be A Pro Golfer. It's A Love/hate Relationship With Golf. I Can Come Away Feeling So Serene, And Yet, It's The Thing That I Can Let Get To Me To Throw A Club And Say Curses That Don't Even Exist. I'm Obsessed With Something That Won't Let Me Master It. I Don't Know. I Need Therapy.

I Don't Know If You Want To See The Everybody Loves Raymond Guy In A Nude Scene.

I Love Hitting Into The Rough Because It Gets Me Close To The People.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.