I Have One Speed, I Have One

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

A Lot Of People Think Major League’s Called Wild Thing. As They Should.

You Can Have Rules At Home That Are Different From The Rest Of The World's As Long As You're Not Hurting Anyone.

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

Touch My Children And I Will Eat Your Hands Off Your Freakin Arms.