I Have No Agenda Except To Be

Doing Actual Comedic Material Is Just About The Most Joyful Endeavor Ever. That's The Truth. The Only Time It's Not Funny Is When Business Gets In The Way.

And Seinfeld Is So Quick: We Crank Out One Show A Week, And The Hours Are Very Reasonable

Anybody Who Is An Ambitious Politician Would Never Ever Aspire To A Vice Presidency. And Yet, People Find Themselves In That Position, And So, Therein Lies The Rub.

I'm Not The Type To Cut Back On Hot Showers, But There's No Harm In Hot Water When It's Warmed By The Sun.

I'm Not A Lesbian! I Hate Men But I'm Not A Lesbian!