I Have Never Voted. Like Most People

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

To This Day, I Feel A Fierce Warmth For Women That Have The Same Disregard For The Social Conventions Of Sexual Protocol As I Do. I Love It When I Meet A Woman And Her Sexuality Is Dancing Across Her Face, So It's Apparent That All We Need To Do Is Nod And Find A Cupboard.

Say I Feel All Sad And Self-indulgent, Then Get Stung By A Wasp, My Misery Feels Quite Abstract And I Long Just To Be In Spiritual Pain Once More - 'damn You Tiny Assassin, Clad In Yellow And Black, How I Crave My Former Innocence Where Melancholy Was My Only Trial'.

Over The Road There Was A Church: A Modern Gray Building, Which Constantly Played A Recording Of Church Bells. Strange It Was. Why No Proper Bells? I Never Went In But I Bet It Was A Robot Church For Androids, Where The Bible Was In Binary And Their Jesus Had Laser Eyes And Metal Claws.

I Have Never Voted. Like Most People I Am Utterly Disenchanted By Politics. Like Most People I Regard Politicians As Frauds And Liars And The Current Political System As Nothing More Than A Bureaucratic Means For Furthering The Augmentation And Advantages Of Economic Elites.