I Have Never Taken The High Road,

Come Cook Food With Me And Do Nothing.

I Always Hate Telling My Jokes In Print 'cause I Always Feel Like It Reads So Not Funny And People Read It And They Think, 'oh, So That's What That Guy Does In His Stand-up? That's Terrible.'

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.

I Know When Someone That's Not You Tries To Tell Your Story, Especially When You Don't Look Like The Person Whose Story You're Trying To Tell, You're Going To Screw It Up. And The Only Way To Get It Right Is To Have Them Be As Involved As Possible.