I Have Never Made A Movie That's

If You Have A Child Who Is Seven Feet Tall, You Don't Cut Off His Head Or His Legs. You Buy Him A Bigger Bed And Hope He Plays Basketball.

I Make No Apologies For Popeye. Behind M*a*s*h, It's My Biggest Hit. It Got Maligned By The Critics Because It Wasn't Superman. It Wasn't About Special Effects And It Wasn't Made For 14-year-old Boys. The Majority Of Films Are Made For 14-year-old Boys; I Don't Know Where They Get The Eight Bucks To Get In. It's Hush Money From The Parents.

I've Had It-the Agencies, The Winking, The Networks, The Ratings. Anyone Who Thinks Tv Is An Art Medium Is Crazy-it's An Advertising Medium.

If George W. Bush Is Elected President, I'm Leaving For France.

I Was A Heavy Drinker, But The Alcohol Affected My Heart Rather Than My Liver. So I Stopped. I Smoke Grass Now. I Say That To Everybody, Because Marijuana Should Be Legalized. It's Ridiculous That It Isn't. If At The End Of The Day I Feel Like Smoking A Joint I Do It. It Changes The Perception Of What I've Been Through All Day.