I Have Never Made A Movie That's

You Will Never See'altman's Great Film Of The Seventies: The Director's Cut' Because You Have Never Seen A Film Of Mine That Wasn't The Director's Cut. I Have Never Permitted It.

I Like Audiences To Crane Their Necks.

[m*a*s*h] Didn't Get Released By Fox, It Escaped.

What Is A Cult? It Just Means Not Enough People To Make A Minority.

They'll Never Give Me An Oscar. And I Sincerely, Honestly Don't Care. I Always Turn Up When I'm Nominated And It Would Be Nice To Get One, But To Win One Would Be Bad Luck. It Comes With Too Much Expectation. It Would Be The End.