I Have Never Learned To Draw A

I Wish There Was A Painter Who Could Paint As Well As Ted Williams Could Hit.

Impulses Are Hard To Come By These Days.

As Far As I'm Concerned, I Want To Remain The Mean Little Man I Always Was.

I'm The Little Dog Who Goes The Wrong Way-under The Hoop.

The Satirical Direction I Have Chosen Is An Indication Of My Disappointment In Man, Which Is The Opposite Way Of Saying That I Have High Expectations For The Human Race.