I Have My Moments - Usually Twice

I Don't Mind Not Being Cool.

I Love 'last Friday Night' By Katy Perry Almost As Much As 'karma Police', And If You Want To Straddle That Line, You Have To Take The Slings And Arrows.

I Think That The Fact That A Relationship Becomes Public Is A Bit Of A Bummer. Because It Can Distract From The Real Reason Why You're Together, Which Is That You Just Like Each Other.

If Someone Thinks I'm A Dickhead, Fine, Listen To Someone Else's Record, Then. We're Not A Totalitarian Regime; No One's Forced To Listen To Coldplay. It's Actually Quite A Compliment If You're Something That People Can Stand Against.

Men Should Always Change Diapers. It's A Very Rewarding Experience. It's Mentally Cleansing. It's Like Washing Dishes, But Imagine If The Dishes Were Your Kids, So You Really Love The Dishes.