I Have More Dumb Luck Thank Anybody

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

I Started Learning My Lessons In Abbot Texas, Where I Was Born In 1933. My Sister Bobbie And I Were Raised By Our Grandparents [...] We Never Had Enough Money, And Bobbie And I Started Working At An Early Age To Help The Family Get By. That Hard Work Included Picking Cotton. [...] Picking Cotton Is Hard And Painful Work, And The Most Lasting Lesson I Learned In The Fields Was That I Didn't Want To Spend My Life Picking Cotton.

If You Start Out Looking At Somebody, Wondering Whether He's Good Or Bad, I Think You're Starting Out In The Wrong Direction. I Think We're All Good And We're All Bad.

As Adults We Try To Relax From The Never-ending Quest For Reason And Order By Drinking A Little Whiskey Or Smoking Whatever Works For Us, But The Wisdom Isn't In The Whiskey Or The Smoke. The Wisdom Is In The Moments When The Madness Slips Away And We Remember The Basics.

I Got Along Without You Before I Met You And I'll Get Along Without You A Long Time After You're Gone.