I Have Money, Fame, A Happy Wife,

One Could Almost Define Life As The Organized Disobedience Of The Law Of Gravity. One Could Show That The Degree To Which An Organism Disobeys This Law Is A Measure Of Its Degree Of Evolution.

Quality Isn't A Thing. It Is An Event.

My Favorite Piece Of Technical Writing: Assembly Of Japanese Bicycle Require Great Peace Of Mind.

Laws Of Nature Are Human Inventions, Like Ghosts. Laws Of Logic, Or Mathematics Are Also Human Inventions, Like Ghosts. The Whole Blessed Thing Is A Human Invention, Including The Idea That It Isn't A Human Invention.

They Just Hate It When People Make Love. And Then They'll Go To A Fistfight Where Somebody's Really Hurt And All Covered With Bloodand They'll Just Love That. Or A War And Stuff Like That. They're All Mixed Up And They're Trying To Take It Out On You So You Get Mixed Up Too.