I Have Investigated The Dust-heaps Of Humanity,

I Always Like A Dog So Long As He Isn't Spelled Backward.

A Great Man Is Not A Man So Strong That He Feels Less Than Other Men; He Is A Man So Strong That He Feels More.

A Businessman Is The Only Man Who Is Forever Apologizing For His Occupation.

[there Is] One Distinctly Human Thing - The Story. There Can Be As Good Science About A Turnip As About A Man. ... [or Philosophy, Or Theology] ...there Can Be, Without Any Question At All, As Good Higher Mathematics About A Turnip As About A Man. But I Do Not Think, Though I Speak In A Manner Somewhat Tentative, That There Could Be As Good A Novel Written About A Turnip As A Man.

If I Did Not Believe In God, I Should Still Want My Doctor, My Lawyer And My Banker To Do So.