I Have Had A Few Gentlemen Let

I've Always Liked The Moonless Night Best. It's Easier To Say Things In The Dark. It's Easier To Be Yourself.

So Stapes Conducted A Dinner For Just The Two Of Us, Then Informed Me Of A Dozen Small But Important Mistakes I Had Made. Setting Down A Dirty Utensil Was Considered Crude, For Example. That Meant It Was Perfectly Acceptable To Lick One's Knife Clean. In Fact, If You Didn't Want To Dirty Your Napkin It Was The Only Seemly Thing To Do.

All Stories Are True.

My Bad Luck Got Tangled Up With My Bad Decisions, And I'm Paying For It.

If I'd Been Whoring Before Class And Waved A Corset At Him, No One Would Have Thought Twice About It!