I Have Dreamed Much And Have Done

One Day, I Shall Explode Like An Artillery Shell And All My Bits Will Be Found On The Writing Table.

Of All Possible Debauches, Traveling Is The Greatest That I Know; That's The One They Invented When They Got Tired Of All The Others.

Coffee: Induces Wit. Good Only If It Comes Through Havre. After A Big Dinner Party It Is Taken Standing Up. Take It Without Sugar - Very Swank: Gives The Impression You Have Lived In The East.

Stupidity Is An Immovable Object: You Can't Try To Attack It Wiithout Being Broken By It.

Snicker On Hearing His Name: 'the Gentleman Who Thinks We Are Descended From The Apes.'