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As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.

The One Thing That Unites All Human Beings, Regardless Of Age, Gender, Religion Or Ethnic Background, Is That We All Believe We Are Above-average Drivers.

For Me, The Worst Part Of Playing Golf, By Far, Has Always Been Hitting The Ball.

A Full-grown Manatee, Which Can Weigh More Than 1,000 Pounds, Looks Like The Result Of A Genetic Experiment Involving A Walrus And The Goodyear Blimp.

It Would Be Hard To Conceive Of Any Activity More Useless Than Stamp Collecting.