I Have, By Long Experience, Found Women

Advice Is Seldom Welcome, And Those Who Need It The Most, Like It The Least.

Women Are All So Far Machiavellians That They Are Never Either Good Or Bad By Halves; Their Passions Are Too Strong, And Their Reason Too Weak, To Do Anything With Moderation.

Little Secrets Are Commonly Told Again, But Great Ones Generally Kept.

There Is Nothing That People Bear More Impatiently, Or Forgive Less, Than Contempt: And An Injury Is Much Sooner Forgotten Than An Insult.

Artichoke: That Vegetable Of Which One Has More At The Finish Than At The Start Of Dinner.