I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than

Nobody Is Going To Invest A Fortune Into Good Orchard Land, All The Farming Equipment Necessary, The Fertilizer, The Seedlings, The Nonstop Herculean Work Effort Needed To Grow Apples, Then Bring Them To The Fruit Stand For People To Take Home For Free.

I Don't Care If It's Bruno Mars Or Aerosmith Or Zz Top... It's About Songs. 'paperback Writer,' 'satisfaction,' 'cat Scratch Fever,' 'walk This Way,' All The Killer Songs In The World Start With An Identifiable Guitar Pattern That Is Basically A Bastardization Of Either Honky-tonk Or Boogie-woogie. And That's In Every Cool Piece Of Music In The World That You And I Love.

Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are Vegetarians - Except For The Occasional Mountain Lion Steak.

Where You Have The Most Armed Citizens In America, You Have The Lowest Violent Crime Rate. Where You Have The Worst Gun Control, You Have The Highest Crime Rate.

The Preponderance Of South Africa Is A Different Breed Of Man. I Mean That With No Disrespect. I Say That With Great Respect. I Love Them Because I'm One Of Them. They Are Still People Of The Earth, But They Are Different. They Still Put Bones In Their Noses, They Still Walk Around Naked, They Wipe Their Butts With Their Hands. And When I Kill An Antelope For 'em, Their Preference Is The Gut Pile.