I Have Been Uncompromising, Peppery, Intractable, Monomaniacal,

She's The Original Good Time Who Was Had By All.

I Have Always Felt Proud Of My Oscars And My Numerous Nominations. This Pride Is Due To The Fact It Was The Result Of Voters From The Members Of My Own Profession. This, Of Course, Is A Great Compliment For One's Work. I Hope Each Winner Of An Oscar Is As Thrilled As I Was When I Received Mine.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.

I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.