I Have Bad Feet And I Have

If I Start Going Back To Church, I'd Have To Stop The Smoking And Drinking, And I Wouldn't Be Able To Curse Any More.

Smoking Sucks! The One Thing I Would Say To My Kid Is, ‘it’s Not Just That It’s Bad For You. Do You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life Fighting A Stupid Addiction To A Stupid Thing That Doesn’t Even Really Give You A Good Buzz?'

I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.

I'm Too Lazy And I Like Food And I Like My Free Time Too Much To Spend It Working Out!

It's More Fun To Think That There Are Other Worlds.