I Have As Much Privacy As A

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I Have No Intention Of Telling People What I Have For Breakfast.

It Was While Princess Margaret Was Attending A High-society Party In New York That The Hostess Asked Her Politely How The Queen Was Keeping. "which One?" She Is Reported To Have Replied With Her Typically Razor-sharp Wit. "my Sister, My Mother Or My Husband?

I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl.

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.