I Have An Intimate Relationship With Books.

There Are Two Kinds Of People In The World: Those Who Like What They Like More Than They Don't Like What They Don't Like And, In Contrast, Those Who Don't Like What They Don't Like More Than They Like What They Like.

While I Do Not Believe The Earth Loaned To Us By Our Ancestors Should Be Plagued By Chemical Horrors And Thereby Corrupted For Future Generations, Neither Do I Believe I Should Have To Face Anything That Has More Eyes Than I Have During Dinner. It Was My Rule When I Was Dating And, Heck, It's Still My Rule Now.

The Search For Truth Can Be Compared To A Cat Chasing Her Tail: Frantic In Her Pursuit, Her Quarry Nevetheless Eludes Her; Despite The Fact That All The World Can See It's Right There, It Remains Just Beyond Her Reach. It Cannot Be Possessed Because, Paradoxically, It Is Already Part Of Her.

Humor Is A Show Of Both Strength And Of Vulnerability: You Are Willing To Make The First Move But You Are Trusting In The Response Of Your Listener.

My Longing To Improve My Looks Via The Body Shop Is Being Replaced By My Longing To Improve My Looks Via Photoshop.