I Have Always Tried To Use Humor

What Happened To Our Friendship? I Really Think It's Our Obligation As Friends To Be Brutally Honest And Be Frank With Them And Say, 'look, I'm Sorry, But Your Baby Is Fking Boring.'

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

What President Of The Airline Is Doing Is, He's Urging Everyone To Give Up Their Frequent Flyer Miles For Sick Kids... But As I Was Reading This, There Were Two Empty Seats Next To Me. Why Can't Sick Kids Sit There? If They're So Concerned With Sick Kids, Shouldn't They Have Like A Pen Of Sick Kids Next To The Gate?

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.