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Famous Crime Stories Almost Always Lead To The Passing Of New Laws. There's A Great Many Intersections Between This Unseemly Tabloid Phenomena And Serious Social Issues And We Never Get To That Intersection Because Serious People Don't Like To Talk About That Unattractive Stuff.

I Would Never Encourage My Children To Be Athletes - First Because My Children Are Not Athletes And Second Because There Are So Many People Pushing To Get To The Top In Sports That 100 People Are Crushed For Each One Who Breaks Through. This Is Unfortunate.

A Chart Of Numbers That Would Put An Actuary To Sleep Can Be Made To Dance If You Put It On One Side Of A Card And Bombo Rivera's Picture On The Other.

It Is A Very Long And Very Difficult Road From A Fact To A Conclusion. But It Is A Million Times Longer From A Theory To A Fact.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.