I Have Always Been Interested In Pushing

Dreams Are Illusions, And We Can't Let Go Of Them Because We Would Be Dead.

I Discovered Something Amazing, Which Has Caused A Lot Of Controversy - The Fountain Of Youth. I Have To Keep It A Secret!

I'm Just Waiting For People To Start Asking Me To Make The Rain Disappear.

When I Was A Kid, People Wanted To Be An Astronaut. Today, Kids Want To Be Famous, And That's Totally The Wrong Approach. You Have To Have Authenticity In What You're Doing. You Have To Really Care About The Core Message Of What You're Saying, And Then Everything Else Will Fall Into Place.

My Show Is Constantly Evolving... New Tricks Are Added, Old Ones Are Dropped... So It Stays Fresh. But It's The Randomly Selected Participants From The Audience That Make It Fresh And Provide Some Of The Best Comic Relief.