I Have Absolutely No Skill Set That

Until You Have Kids, You Can't Imagine How Much You Could Possibly Love A Human Being.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy...

I've Come To The Realization That If I Don't Feel Like Sharing, Then I'm Just Not Going To Share. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way To Mislead People Or Keep Them At A Distance, Because That Doesn't Really Get Me Anywhere Either.

I Would Really Love To Go On An Archaeological Dig.

Sometimes I Say Things That I Think Are Obviously Sarcastic And People Take Them Quite Literally.