I Have A Second Dog, Too, Mainly

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Hurt Is Everyone Knowing That You're Hurt.

I Envy People Who Have The Capacity To Sit With Another Human Being And Find Them Endlessly Interesting, I Would Rather Watch Tv. Of Course This Becomes Eventually Known To The Other Person.

I Just Admire My Mother Very Much.

Still, The Word "boyfriend" Starts To Sound Pathetic After Age 30.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.