I Have A Relatively Good Track Record.

My Friend Jerry Falwell Was The One Who Said It, And He Was A Guest On My Show, And It's Hard To Take The Blame For Everybody Who Shows Up On Your Show.

The Potential Savings In The National Budgets From The Elimination Of Police, Criminal Courts, Standing Armies, Pollution Control Agencies, Drug Enforcement, And Many Poverty Programs Is Almost Beyond Calculation.

Any Woman Who Votes For No-fault Divorce Is Like A Turkey Voting For Thanksgiving.

You Know, Saint Augustine Said Our Hearts Are Restless 'til They Rest In Thee. And I Had A Restlessness In My Heart. Something Just Wasn't Quite Right.

Maybe We Need A Very Small Nuke Thrown Off On Foggy Bottom To Shake Things Up Like Newt Gingrich Wants To Do.