I Have A Really, Really Great Girl

I Have A Really, Really Great Girl In My Life Right Now.

I Have A Necklace Around My Neck That My Lady Gave Me, So I Try Never To Leave Home Without That.

I Idolize My Father. I Mean, He Has Worked So Hard In His Life.

Sophomore Year, I Got Hit In The Stomach Playing Football, And I Was Out Of School For Four Months. I Was In The Hospital For Two And Then Out Of School For Two.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!