I Have A Pretty Easy Life.

I Think Guys Understand Love A Little Better Than Girls.

I Should Be Getting Photographs Of Me With My Arm Around These People Like Restaurant Owners Do, Because Eventually I Am Going To Have To Prove To My Kids That Once I Was An Actor!

When I Turned 18, I Skipped My Party To Take My Girlfriend On A Road Trip. It Turned Out To Be An Amazing Birthday.

I Don't Think I Really Understand Girls Now.

I Gave Up Meat When I Was Twelve. & One Day I Was Cutting Up A Chicken For My Mom, And I Hit A Tumor With The Knife. There Was Pus And Blood All Over The Place. That Was Enough For Me.